me peeing

  • me: shit son
  • me: sHIT
  • me: that water is barely yellow
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i am hydrated as HELL

Beyoncé at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards

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retro-girl811:

deaninmyjeans:

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

my penis would have been tiny omg

6” niiiccee

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just-another-dream:

The best part is he gets slowly more annoyed

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

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