heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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(via orgasm)

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

(Source: ouijasquiji, via orgasm)

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

(Source: obriens, via breakinq)

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks, via orgasm)

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

(via phobias)

watermellyn:

look at this dog baby

(via pizza)

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

(via pizza)

gnarly:

when you and your friends see a fine booty

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(via phobias)

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

(Source: parallelseaarchive, via orgasm)

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